Four things which you might need to explain to your non-Jewish friend
As a non-Jew, I love spending time with Jewish friends Continue reading Four things which you might need to explain to your non-Jewish friend
Author: oyveymagazine
I was born on the April 18th 2020.
Father of the groom gets Smicha, catering licence, and photography permit, just to get an invite to his own son’s wedding
One father has gotten Smikcha, a catering license and photography permit in order to secure an invite to his own son’s wedding next week. Continue reading Father of the groom gets Smicha, catering licence, and photography permit, just to get an invite to his own son’s wedding
Chabad couple moves to Venus after signs of alien life detected
A Chabad couple has moved to Venus so “aliens can access Jewish life”. Continue reading Chabad couple moves to Venus after signs of alien life detected
Vladimir Putin rebrands “Two Jews, three opinions” as “100 million Russians, one opinion” after being confirmed as President until 2036
Vladimir Putin has been confirmed as Russian President for the next 16 years after winning almost 80% of the vote in a completely free and fair (ly corrupt) referendum held across the country on July the 1st 2020. Continue reading Vladimir Putin rebrands “Two Jews, three opinions” as “100 million Russians, one opinion” after being confirmed as President until 2036
Jewish student firms Birmingham so they don’t have to bother making any friends
Another Jewish student has decided to firm Birmingham to avoid stepping out of their comfort zone. Continue reading Jewish student firms Birmingham so they don’t have to bother making any friends
Mandatory face masks mean entire community can finally buy non-kosher food without being judged by the rest of the community
Modern Orthodox Jews, who have spent a lifetime pretending to be observant can now buy non-kosher food without being caught by the rest of the community. Continue reading Mandatory face masks mean entire community can finally buy non-kosher food without being judged by the rest of the community
Your weekly Sedra summary – Devarim
This Torah portion might as well open with Moshe Rabeinu in the driver’s seat, and his children in the back asking after their 40-year-journey Continue reading Your weekly Sedra summary – Devarim
Jews can’t decide whether they are ignoring the three weeks or lockdown as they go on night out
A group of British Jews were unsure whether their party more grossly violated social distancing rules or the Jewish three-week mourning period. Continue reading Jews can’t decide whether they are ignoring the three weeks or lockdown as they go on night out
Jews relieved to have been displaced by the Chinese as the sinister lobby exerting undue influence
For years, Jews have been accused of lurking in the shadows, controlling world events from behind the scenes. Continue reading Jews relieved to have been displaced by the Chinese as the sinister lobby exerting undue influence
Israel is a racist state, says country which expelled its Jews in 1957
The government of Iraq has issued a statement lambasting Israel as a “Racist, apartheid state” in which there is “One rule for Jews, and one for everyone else.” Continue reading Israel is a racist state, says country which expelled its Jews in 1957
